ignoroscopes

By Rachel Pasker

Libra: Sept. 23-Oct. 22

“Hey There Delilah” will be running through your head for the next few days, make sure you go to the concert for the real thing.

 

Scorpio: Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Nobody will judge your love for Miley Cyrus, if you keep it quiet at least.

 

Sagittarius: Nov. 22-Dec.21

You’ll be very disappointed to see that the Underwater Basket Weaving class was not offered for the Spring semster.

 

Capricorn: Dec. 22- Jan. 19

Your homework will be put on hold when you realize the extensive collection of Christmas movies the Library has to offer.

 

Aquarius: Jan. 20- Feb. 18

The Rave’s $5 Tuesdays have been calling your name, lucky for you Thanksgiving break is just around the corner and “Thor 2” just came out.

 

Pisces: Feb. 19-March 20

If you’re not sure what to get someone for Christmas, you could wait until Christmas Bingo and try your luck at re-gifting.

 

Aries: March 21- April 19

Don’t forget to test the theory that turkey makes you tired on Thanksgiving, after spending time with family of course.

 

Taurus: April 20-May 20

Looking for a new Pandora station? Try 90’s pop, because nobody can resist a little bit of N’SYNC.

 

Gemini: May 21-June 21

Transcendent sweatshirts will prove to be your favorite shield from the snow as you trek across campus.

 

Cancer: June 22-July 22

The best night of the year is coming up fast. Midnight Breakfast  starts at 10 p.m. despite its title.

 

Leo: July 23-Aug. 22

When in doubt, “The Lion King” will always provide good advice, although we don’t suggest taking “Just Can’t Wait to be King” to heart.

 

Virgo: Aug. 23-Sept. 22

The Salvation Army and Goodwill are stocked up on Christmas sweaters. You should go, now.

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